笑话故事

昨天去kfc吃东西，发现手机没电，还好充电器随身带着，旁边正好有个小姑娘服务员在收拾桌子，我就问她，“你好，请问这里有电源么？”小姑娘笑着说“你好，我就是店员。”我当时就楞了，不过也反应过来是她理解错了。于是我解释说“哦，我是说那种可以插的电源”后来小姑娘脸红了，哭着走了。……

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and as……

The squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:"sexteen men and a sergeant, sir.""right; but how do you know there's a sergeant there?""he's not doing a……

I have been starstruck since i was a little girl, so i was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when i spotted the actor ernest borgnine walking in my direction on new york's fifth avenue. "why, you're ernest borgnine!" i managed to blurt out."yes," he said, nodding politely, "i know."从小时候起，我就一直被明星所深深吸引，因此不久以前当我在纽约第五大街上认出演员厄内斯特.波格尼向我迎面走过来时，我欣喜若狂，完……

A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "i understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried."yes, he was," the man replied."do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth?""i did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for dad."一位驯狮新手正在接受采访。“我知道你的父亲也是个驯狮手，”记者说。“他过去是。”那人回答说。“你真的把头伸进过狮子的嘴里吗？”“只有一次，”那位驯狮新手说，“为了找我爸爸。”……

An amercian, a scot and a canadian were killed in a car accident. they arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered st. peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "give me $500 each," he said, "and i'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened.""done!" said the american. instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene."where……

室友A：“我新买的衣服好看吗？”
室友B：“哇塞，这么好看的衣服，你不去整个容搭配一下吗？”
室友A：“……”

男：“美女，别抽烟了，抽烟对身体不好，影响人的寿命”
女：“我奶奶活了一百多岁？。”
男：“你奶奶抽烟？”
女：“不，她只是从来不管别人闲事。”

本人服装店屌丝老板一枚！今天一枚穿超裙的靓女来我店看裤子。
我问她穿什么码？
那靓妹的一句话雷到我了：我好久没穿裤子了，不知道穿什么码！

跟朋友去酒吧，一妖艳妹子过来对她说： 帅哥能请我喝杯酒吗？
朋友看了下妖艳妹子喊到，服务员： 开瓶二锅头。
妖艳妹说： 能不能开瓶高档的？
朋友说： 开瓶60度的。
妖艳妹转身立马走了。